RUBICON ALERT: Best FBI Crosses the Rubicon Into Banana Republic Land Memes
The FBI goes full Gestapo/Stasi/KGB by raiding Mar-A-Lago and weaponizing tax collecting plus more memes as the USA crosses the Rubicon to go full banana republic into tin-pot dictatorship land!
Yesterday, the Regime crossed the Rubicon by having the FBI [also see: Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)] raid the home of a former President and there is no turning back from that now…
They are also busy targeting Alex Jones and Steve Bannon with lawsuits and lawfare. Once that model or template is perfected, they will use it to target and silence other high-profile dissidents in the media like Tucker Carlson, Bari Weiss and Glenn Greenwald (although he is safe for now in Brazil) before going after the Joe Rogans just for thinking a little too critically or independently.
This means two possibilities are coming for us on Substack:
It might take a few more months before they attempt to silence individual high-profile (Glenn Greenwald etc) and not-so-high-profile dissidents (along with nobodies like me) who have flocked to Substack, and/or…
They will target Substack itself (e.g. maybe waiting until after the Midterms to accuse the platform of spreading hate and conspiracy theories…) just like they targeted Parler for de-platforming and defanging after the 2020 elections…
Note that Substack recently suspended future fundraising and is laying off 14% of its staff, citing deteriorating macroeconomic conditions and a plan to fund the business with their subscription revenue (Substack CEO details ‘broadly compelling’ model, layoffs, and media growth).
HOWEVER, we should not be surprised that a business providing COVID and vaccine dissidents like Alex Berenson and Steve Kirsch along with other dissidents like Glenn Greenwald and Bari Weiss a platform to express viewpoints that run counter to correct narratives might be having a little problem raising funding these days…
So I don’t know how much longer I will be allowed to collect and publish memes (be sure to share and save them somewhere offline…), humor, and write satire pieces making fun of the Regime and their Great Reset on Substack. In the meantime, feel free to support my work by sharing it, subscribing, or making a small donation.
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Getting back to the FBI crossing the Rubicon: While I don’t know whether this is true or not, I suspect this is what will come next courtesy of another DC kangaroo court with the tacit support of the GOP wing of the Uniparty:
Once Trump is convicted, all the blue states will refuse to put his name on their ballots. But that’s jumping to the 2024 elections and we may be in the middle of WW3 or nuclear Armageddon by then…
In the mean time, I don’t think the Regime has any legal way to cancel an election (we even held them during the Civil War…), but I recently outlined the many ways they are probably planning to steal one by trying to stop all the in-person voting or ballot drop-offs on Election Day which messes up their algorithms and supercomputer election models and calculations:
Tales From the Great Reset: Inside an Election Fraud Brainstorming Session Election fraud needs a Great Reset. I secretly sat in on a state Secretary of State brainstorming session as they try to come up with new ideas to make election fraud great again for the Midterms!
And if you feel the need to come out and protest what the regime is doing right now, or you plan on voting in person on Election Day, stay clear of and be sure to document the activities of anyone who looks like any of the guys in this picture (see: COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)):
You might be wondering: Why do these young Feds (aka “glowies”) working for the Regime all look so obviously Gay and stick out like, well, like “glowies”?
After Obama took over, it probably became almost impossible for a straight white Christian male who leans center-right or conservative politically, culturally or socially to be hired by the FBI as a young agent (and you won’t find any at the universities the FBI probably recruits from).
In other words, everyone the FBI and other Fed agencies have been hiring for the past decade would have an obvious and DEEP LOATHING of the fellow Americans they are tasked with targeting to the point where they are unable to blend in or have normal conversations-interactions with them.
Just consider the following leaked memo [FBI Whistleblower Leaks "Internal Use Only" Document Of 'How To Spot A Domestic Terrorist']:
The FBI would now need to rely heavily on highly dubious and untrained paid informants (who probably all have criminal backgrounds and are no doubt getting special deals to be let off easy for becoming informants…) to infiltrate the Regime’s opponents.
Ukraine based Chilean-American Gonzalao Lira has done a fantastic video going more in-depth on this topic as he had a recent run-in with an obvious “glowie” in Kiev:
FBI staffing issues and raids aside, the Regime is also pushing a bill through Congress to hire 87,000 new IRS agents who are definitely NOT going to be MAGA voters or registered Republicans. And they will NOT be targeting the elite aka the billionaires, millionaires, carried-interests private equity filers etc or at-least not the ones who hold correct beliefs.
They will be targeting opponents of the Regime along with the Uber drivers, freelancers, online sellers etc to make sure they are paying the taxes that then get laundered, via places like Ukraine, back to the elite.
Oh and about that special Amendment:
There was an obvious deal in place b/w Mitch McConnell and Chuckie to give a bone for the GOP to chew on and talk about before the Midterms (as they probably have the outcome of key Senate races already agreed upon or plan to sabotage them…). This Amendment would NEVER have had a chance of being added IF there was even a remote chance of it passing - Mitch and Chuckie knew they had the votes in the bag. It was all theatre folks…
And now for some memes…
The useless wing of the Uniparty:
Like this guy?:
Sorry to burst any bubbles BUT its not going to happen folks:
And now for some IRS memes:
COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:
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I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender
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Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED AUGUST 8, 2022]:
Bill Gates, Part 2 (He has the COVID) & Wants to Shut Down Dutch Farmers!
Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6
COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10
Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?) & Part 11
Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Gets COVID again)
Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!
CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)
Various Satire-Comedy Videos (COVIDsteria etc)
Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)
Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 & Part 11
Monkeypox memes, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 ("Here We Come…” To a Gay Rave Near You!) & Part 5 (Official WHO pandemic)
Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event
COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)
Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12 & Part 13
Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8, Part 9 (Media changes tune), Part 10 (Outsourcing WW3), Part 11 (Brittney Griner) & Part 12 (Provocations)
Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5
Inflation-High Gas Prices-Recession (Incl. RUSSIAsteria)
Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (40 Year High) & Part 11 (Biden does Riyadh)
CRAMERsteria: Best Jim Cramer, The Meme of Wall Street, Memes (This Vaxhole Clown See's No Recession!)
BIDEN (COVIDsteria + RUSSIAsteria etc)
Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 (Falls of His Bike), Part 8 & Part 9 (Who's B*tch?)
PEDOgate: Best Joe Biden as "Pedo Pete" (According to Hunter) Memes
TACOsteria: Best Jill Biden Thinks Latinos are Breakfast Taco People Memes
Best Pride Month Memes, Part 2 (Meeting & exceeding recruiting expectations), Part 3 (Chicken in Every Pot, a Drag Queen in Every School!), Part 4 (Giving Kids the Pride Spirit!) & Part 5 (The FINAL Day to Celebrate!)
Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes
Best My Body My Choice Memes (Except When it Comes to Vaccines!)
American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"
Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise
The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)
HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes
Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2
ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)
BOOTYgate: Best AOC ("My Favorite Big Booty Latina") Lets the January 6th Cat Out of the Bag Memes
WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (The Face That May Launch 1,000 Ships!) & Part 2 (She Likes Gasolina while China Huffs and Puffs!)
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Fbi goes full gestapo
Crossing the Rubicon… Very apt saying for this occasion! 🔥🔥🔥
THEY have gone too far… 🔥😡🔥