Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)

How BIG is the FBI basement-warehouse? Say the line: "Shooter was known to us!" Hey kids, want some FBI candy? Federal Bureau of Insurrections. Democrats' KGB, Gestapo or Stasi? Plus more FBI memes!

Jul 10

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

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Check out (from COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset):

Oh look, its another Pride month gathering (For more helpful photos on how to spot a FED ~~agitator~~, see: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)):

Posted as public service messages:

Maybe the FBI can recruit Colin Kaepernick?:

So many “coincidences” (check out Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2):

So many unanswered questions:

Just wait for the exponential rise in mass shootings:

Hey kids, want some FBI candy?:

Don’t go there ~~coincidence~~ conspiracy theorist!

How BIG is the FBI basement or warehouse???:

Maybe it turned into another FBI operation?

So manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy patterns:

So manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy legal questions for the Supreme Court or a Trump or DeSantis Presidency to figure out:

Democrats KGB, Gestapo or Stasi?:

Its their job:

Federal Bureau of Insurrections:

Federal Bureau of Collusion:

The DOJ:

Don Quixote chasing windmills:

We found one at Ruby Ridge:

Once again and as outlined in GUN CONTROLsteria: Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning):

“…consider the fact there are only two possibilities for why these mass shooting incidents KEEP HAPPENING. And both are plausible explanations:

The Cops (aka the local “donut eaters”), DAs and Feds (aka the government) are utterly incompetent, no longer have any balls and only care about collecting their FAT pensions…
The government (aka the Feds) want mass shootings to occur. So they either sit on their hands OR they actively identify and “groom” the nut jobs who do them in order to take away more of our freedoms and rights…

#1 being a fact speaks for itself as the nut jobs ALWAYS seem to have records and are KNOWN by local donut eaters, DAs or the Feds. As for #2, this is not conspiracy theory as the Feds have a long history of doing this. For example:

“COINTELPRO (syllabic abbreviation derived from Counter Intelligence Program) (1956–1971) was a series of covert and illegal projects conducted by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) aimed at surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting domestic American political organizations….”
Malcolm X family says letter shows NYPD and FBI conspired in his murder - “Ex-undercover officer claims in posthumous letter he was pressured to lure activist’s security men into committing crimes.”
The Assassination of Malcolm X - The Role of the FBI and NYPD Remains Unclear - “There were no less than nine undercover FBI informants in the Audubon Ballroom at the time who provided reports describing the shooter with a sawed-off shotgun credited with being the murder weapon. The burly, dark-skinned man they described didn't come close to the light-skinned, thin man charged with carrying the gun that never was found.”
FBI Refuses To Say How Many Informants Were Involved In Jan. 6 Violence
The Whitmer Kidnapping Case Reveals The FBI’s New Counterterrorism Target Is You - “Of 14 people indicted, five (or more) were working as informants for the FBI. As Revolver has noted, the five people who seem to be the FBI informants were also the people who seemed to have all the kidnapping ideas and access to all the equipment needed for a paramilitary assault on Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s vacation home. At one point, the leadership of the conspiracy met, and three of the five people in that discussion were FBI.”
Buffalo shooting: Retired federal agent may have had advanced notice about shooter’s plans, report says - “Federal officials investigating the deadly Buffalo grocery store shooting are trying to find out if a retired federal agent from Texas, who reportedly talked to the alleged shooter online frequently, was one of a handful of people who knew about the shooting about 30 minutes before the attack was carried out.””

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Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JULY 8, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

MONKEYsteria Psyop

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

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