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RUBICON ALERT: Best FBI Crosses the Rubicon Into Banana Republic Land Memes

The FBI goes full Gestapo/Stasi/KGB by raiding Mar-A-Lago and weaponizing tax collecting plus more memes as the USA crosses the Rubicon to go full banana republic into tin-pot dictatorship land!

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Aug 9, 2022
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Yesterday, the Regime crossed the Rubicon by having the FBI [also see: Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)] raid the home of a former President and there is no turning back from that now…

They are also busy targeting Alex Jones and Steve Bannon with lawsuits and lawfare. Once that model or template is perfected, they will use it to target and silence other high-profile dissidents in the media like Tucker Carlson, Bari Weiss and Glenn Greenwald (although he is safe for now in Brazil) before going after the Joe Rogans just for thinking a little too critically or independently.

This means two possibilities are coming for us on Substack:

  1. It might take a few more months before they attempt to silence individual high-profile (Glenn Greenwald etc) and not-so-high-profile dissidents (along with nobodies like me) who have flocked to Substack, and/or…

  2. They will target Substack itself (e.g. maybe waiting until after the Midterms to accuse the platform of spreading hate and conspiracy theories…) just like they targeted Parler for de-platforming and defanging after the 2020 elections…

Note that Substack recently suspended future fundraising and is laying off 14% of its staff, citing deteriorating macroeconomic conditions and a plan to fund the business with their subscription revenue (Substack CEO details ‘broadly compelling’ model, layoffs, and media growth).

HOWEVER, we should not be surprised that a business providing COVID and vaccine dissidents like Alex Berenson and Steve Kirsch along with other dissidents like Glenn Greenwald and Bari Weiss a platform to express viewpoints that run counter to correct narratives might be having a little problem raising funding these days…

So I don’t know how much longer I will be allowed to collect and publish memes (be sure to share and save them somewhere offline…), humor, and write satire pieces making fun of the Regime and their Great Reset on Substack. In the meantime, feel free to support my work by sharing it, subscribing, or making a small donation.

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Getting back to the FBI crossing the Rubicon: While I don’t know whether this is true or not, I suspect this is what will come next courtesy of another DC kangaroo court with the tacit support of the GOP wing of the Uniparty:

And:

And:

Once Trump is convicted, all the blue states will refuse to put his name on their ballots. But that’s jumping to the 2024 elections and we may be in the middle of WW3 or nuclear Armageddon by then…

In the mean time, I don’t think the Regime has any legal way to cancel an election (we even held them during the Civil War…), but I recently outlined the many ways they are probably planning to steal one by trying to stop all the in-person voting or ballot drop-offs on Election Day which messes up their algorithms and supercomputer election models and calculations:

  • Tales From the Great Reset: Inside an Election Fraud Brainstorming Session Election fraud needs a Great Reset. I secretly sat in on a state Secretary of State brainstorming session as they try to come up with new ideas to make election fraud great again for the Midterms!

And if you feel the need to come out and protest what the regime is doing right now, or you plan on voting in person on Election Day, stay clear of and be sure to document the activities of anyone who looks like any of the guys in this picture (see: COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)):

You might be wondering: Why do these young Feds (aka “glowies”) working for the Regime all look so obviously Gay and stick out like, well, like “glowies”?

After Obama took over, it probably became almost impossible for a straight white Christian male who leans center-right or conservative politically, culturally or socially to be hired by the FBI as a young agent (and you won’t find any at the universities the FBI probably recruits from).

In other words, everyone the FBI and other Fed agencies have been hiring for the past decade would have an obvious and DEEP LOATHING of the fellow Americans they are tasked with targeting to the point where they are unable to blend in or have normal conversations-interactions with them.

Just consider the following leaked memo [FBI Whistleblower Leaks "Internal Use Only" Document Of 'How To Spot A Domestic Terrorist']:

The FBI would now need to rely heavily on highly dubious and untrained paid informants (who probably all have criminal backgrounds and are no doubt getting special deals to be let off easy for becoming informants…) to infiltrate the Regime’s opponents.

Ukraine based Chilean-American Gonzalao Lira has done a fantastic video going more in-depth on this topic as he had a recent run-in with an obvious “glowie” in Kiev:

FBI staffing issues and raids aside, the Regime is also pushing a bill through Congress to hire 87,000 new IRS agents who are definitely NOT going to be MAGA voters or registered Republicans. And they will NOT be targeting the elite aka the billionaires, millionaires, carried-interests private equity filers etc or at-least not the ones who hold correct beliefs.

They will be targeting opponents of the Regime along with the Uber drivers, freelancers, online sellers etc to make sure they are paying the taxes that then get laundered, via places like Ukraine, back to the elite.

Oh and about that special Amendment:

There was an obvious deal in place b/w Mitch McConnell and Chuckie to give a bone for the GOP to chew on and talk about before the Midterms (as they probably have the outcome of key Senate races already agreed upon or plan to sabotage them…). This Amendment would NEVER have had a chance of being added IF there was even a remote chance of it passing - Mitch and Chuckie knew they had the votes in the bag. It was all theatre folks…

And now for some memes…

Ohhh:

Self explanatory:

The useless wing of the Uniparty:

Like this guy?:

Sorry to burst any bubbles BUT its not going to happen folks:

And now for some IRS memes:

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Complete Great Reset Meme Index

* Tags updated as of June 6, 2023.

BIDENsteria

  • Biden Corruption Memes, Biden Documents Memes, Biden Falling Off His Bike Memes, Biden Ice Cream Memes, Biden PIGEONgate Memes, Dark Brandon Memes, Jill Biden Memes, Joe Biden Memes, Hunter Biden Memes, Let’s Go Brandon Memes & Pedo Pete Memes

BIG PHARMA, HEALTH CARE & SCIENTICISM

  • Big Pharma Memes, Euthanasia Memes, Fake Science Memes, Health Alert Memes, Health Care Memes, Moderna Memes, Pfizer Memes & Science Memes

BIG TECH, CENSORSHIP & SOCIAL MEDIA

  • Bill Gates Memes, Censorship Memes, Elon Musk Memes, Facebook Memes, Mark Zuckerberg Memes & Twitter Memes

CHINAsteria

  • China Memes, Chinese Spy Balloon Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes & Taiwan Memes

COVIDsteria Psyop

  • COVID Amnesty Memes, COVID Hypocrisy Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes, COVID Lockdown Memes, COVID Mask Memes, COVID Memes, COVID Propaganda Memes, COVID Satire Videos, COVID Science Memes, COVID Variant Memes, Fauci Memes, Public Health Memes, Tedros Memes & WHO Memes

EDUCATIONsteria

  • Education Memes, Public School Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Woke University Memes

ELECTIONsteria & POLITICALsteria

  • Abortion Memes, AOC Memes, Boris Johnson Memes, Citizens for Sanity Memes, Donald Trump Memes, Dr. Oz Memes, Election Fraud Memes, Election Memes, Gavin Newsom Memes, GOP Memes, Government Memes, Illegal Immigration Memes, Kamala Harris Memes, Kevin McCarthy Memes, King Charles Memes, Martha's Vineyard Memes, Liz Cheney Memes, Liz Truss Memes, Nancy Pelosi Memes, Paul Pelosi Memes, Political Memes, PayPal Memes, Project Veritas Memes, Queen Elizabeth Memes, Roe v Wade Memes, Ron DeSantis Memes, Social Credit Score Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Trudeau Memes

FBI & FEDs

  • Durham Report Memes, False Flag Memes, FBI Hypocrisy Memes, FBI Memes, FED Memes, IRS Memes, January 6th Memes, Mar-A-Lago Raid Memes, Patriot Front Memes & Trump Arrest Memes

GLOBAL WARMINGsteria

  • Dutch Farmer Memes, Earth Day Memes, Gas Stove Ban Memes, Global Warming Memes & Ohio Train Derailment Memes

GREAT RESET & WEF

  • Davos Memes, Great Reset Humor, Great Reset Jokes, Great Reset Memes,

    Great Reset Satire Videos, Klaus Schwab Memes & WEF Memes

GREAT RESET RESISTANCE

  • Canadian Trucker Memes, Conspiracy Theory Memes, Dutch Farmer Memes, Great Reset Resistance Memes, Memer Memes & Memes

GUN CONTROL

  • Crime Memes, Gun Control Memes, Mass Shooting Memes, Police Memes & Uvalde Memes

HOLIDAYsteria

  • Christmas Memes, Halloween Memes, Holiday Memes, Memorial Day Memes & Thanksgiving Memes

MEDIAsteria

  • Brian Stelter Memes, CNN Memes, Fox News Memes, Joe Rogan Memes, Media Memes, NPR Memes, PBS Memes, Taylor Lorenz Memes, Tucker Carlson Memes & Washington Post Memes

MONKEYsteria Psyop

  • Monkeypox Memes

PRIDEsteria & PEDOsteria

  • Balenciaga Memes, Bud Light Memes, Dalai Lama Memes, Gender Memes, Groomer Memes, Jeffrey Epstein Memes, Monkeypox Memes, Pedo Pete Memes, Pride Month Memes, Sam Brinton Memes, Transgender Memes & Transwomen in Women's Sports Memes

RACEsteria

  • Black History Month Memes, Race Memes & Scott Adams Memes

RANDOM PSYOPs or NOISE

  • Australia Memes, British Memes, California Memes, Canada Memes, Miscellaneous Memes & UFO Memes

RECESSION & INFLATION

  • Baby Formula Shortage Memes, Bank Collapse Memes, Digital Currency Memes, Egg Shortage Memes, High Gas Price Memes, Inflation Memes, Inflation Reduction Act Memes, Jim Cramer Memes & Recession Memes

RUSSOphobia & RUSSIAsteria

  • Brittney Griner Memes, FTX Memes, General Milley Memes, Nord Stream Memes, Putin Memes, Russia Invades Ukraine Memes, Russia Memes, Ukraine Biolab Memes, Ukraine Corruption Memes, Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes, Ukraine Nazi Memes, WW3 Memes & Zelensky Memes

VACCINEs

  • Damar Hamlin Memes, Died Suddenly Memes, Moderna Memes, Novak Djokovic Memes, Pfizer Memes, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes, Vaccine Booster Memes, Vaccine Hesitancy Memes, Vaccine Karma Memes, Vaccine Memes, Vaccine Passport Memes & Vaccine Side Effect Memes

VIDEOs

  • Alex Stein Videos, Awaken With JP Videos, Satire Videos & Steve Inman Videos

WOKE CORPORATIONs & ORGANIZATIONs

  • Balenciaga Memes, DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy Memes, Big Tech Memes, Bud Light Memes, Hollywood Memes, Miller Light Memes, Netflix Memes, Super Bowl Memes, Woke Corporations, Woke Disney Memes, Woke Military Memes & Woke Target Memes

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack while Tales From the Great Reset is our occasional satirical short-story series and BREAD&CIRCUSES posts are weekly humor roundups. In addition, check out our Community + Links to Alternative COVID & Great Reset Resources...

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RUBICON ALERT: Best FBI Crosses the Rubicon Into Banana Republic Land Memes

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God Bless America
Aug 9, 2022

Crossing the Rubicon… Very apt saying for this occasion! 🔥🔥🔥

THEY have gone too far… 🔥😡🔥

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John Raymond
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Aug 9, 2022

I freaken love you guys.

Fbi goes full gestapo

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