FBIsteria: Top 16 Ways to Prevent FBI Raids and Have the FEDs Passover You

Tell them you are crazy, go full Pedo, dump incriminating Lego sets, have the right look, don't be mean at school board meetings and more ways to prevent FBI raids by having them "Passover" you!

Sep 25, 2022

Its getting biblical out there folks and you might be wondering how to prevent an unwanted FBI ~~raid~~ visit and have the FEDs PASSOVER you. After all, with insurrectionists, domestic terrorists, Christian nationalists and white supremists EVERYWHERE these days, its very easy to get wrongly labelled ~~an enemy of the state~~ and then get ~~raided~~ paid a little visit:

**FBI Whistleblower Leaks "Internal Use Only" Document Of 'How To Spot A Domestic Terrorist'**

I have put together this helpful list of the top ways to prevent an unwanted FBI ~~raid~~ visit and have the FEDs PASSOVER you. Please do yourself, your family, and friends who might fall under suspicion a BIG favour by sharing this post far and wide via email or on social media so we can help keep everyone ~~out of the gulags~~ safe...

And now for the top ways to prevent a FBI ~~raid~~ visit and have the FEDs PASSOVER you…

16) Legally change your name to this particular person’s name…

Having this particular person’s name has proven to be, beyond reasonable doubt, a sure fire way to have the FEDs PASSOVER you or at least get an immunity deal:

It may sound extreme, but why not legally change your name to his?

15) Do some genealogy research in order to self identify as non-white…

For white Americans who’s ancestors have been in the country for several generations, its pretty easy to identify as a Native American in the hopes that the FBI will PASSOVER you:

And IF you have a “Z” at the end of your name and/or tan easily, you will definitely have it much easier as the FBI uses this handy guide to identify “hate crimes:”

14) Don’t be MEAN at school board meetings…

For strange and unknown reasons these days, school board meetings seem to attract a disproportionate number of potential parent suspects for FBI raids:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

A parent in @barrington220 revealed at a meeting this week that her child’s 6th grade teacher assigned the pornographic book “Gender Queer” as summer reading for 11-year-olds.

**California school board mocks parents wanting schools to open as pot-smokers 'looking for babysitters'**

IF you attend a school board meeting, be sure to be VERY NICE no matter what you might be a little upset about. Otherwise you might get paid a visit and taken in for questioning by the FBI (See: Jason, African American Anti-Swabbing Activist and Quarantine Camp Survivor):

13) Never disagree with a Democrat…

Given the FBI has snitch lines to identify so-called white nationalists and like in East Germany, potentially has informants everywhere, make sure you never disagree with a Democrat - no matter what your skin color is:

12) Never tell people you just want to be left alone…

As that is a sure fire way to NOT have the FEDs leave you alone…:

11) Change your voter registration…

Nothing ever seems to happen to people who are registered to vote for the CORRECT party:

10) Place Joe Biden signs all around your house…

Having the right signage around your home will have the FBI PASSOVER you and might even work (for awhile…) to keep you safe from ANTIFA and BLM:

9) Wear the correct apparel and accessories…

These days, there are now so MANY weaponized FED law enforcement agencies with undercover agents or informants that its probably hard even for them to keep track of each other. However, FEDs and their informants usually have a particular ~~gay~~ metrosexual look as they wear certain types of clothing and accessories to signal to each other ~~what sexual role~~ who’s team they play on (See: COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)):

8) Avoid wearing the wrong apparel…

For example: Red hats are definitely out as they can be RISKY:

7) Get rid of any incriminating toys or Lego sets…

In the case of one alleged January 6th participant, the legal filing stated: “Law enforcement also recover[e]d a fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set.” This means that if you or your kids have a similar incriminating Lego set, YOU BETTER GET RID OF IT NOW or the kids at the FBI will be playing with it while you sit in jail:

6) Place printouts of Hillary’s emails around your house and in any safe deposit boxes…

If wolfsbane and garlic keeps away werewolves and vampires, respectively, having printouts of Hillary Clinton’s classified emails will surely get the FBI to PASSOVER you:

And it will have to be Hillary’s emails because we all know the Epstein client list will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY along with a few other things in the FBI warehouse…………

5) Don’t “gesticulate” around FEDs…

“Gesticulate” is defined as the following:

IF you encounter or suspect the presence of FEDs, DON’T “gesticulate” as that could get you sent to ~~the gulag~~ jail:

**J6 rioter gets prison time for "gesticulating"**

4) Be careful HOW you go about praying…

If you are one of those ~~evangelicals~~ Christian nationalists, BE CAREFUL how you go about praying in public and especially around the ~~satanic~~ secular media. It might get you on a watch list for being a NAZI. At the very least, some ~~idiot~~ person on Twitter will tweet about it:

Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

Yes, this is a Nazi salute, at a Doug Mastriano campaign event in Pennsylvania. In 2022. Democracy is literally on the ballot in November.

The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial

@TristanSnell They were praying together. This is how prayer work in some evangelical factions. You would also raise your right hand to take an oath. Not every right hand in the air is a nazi salute. My God.

3) Mark you house appropriately and hope the FBI and other FEDs will PASSOVER you…

Its getting biblical out there and you need to take biblical steps to avoid FBI ~~raids~~ visits or have them PASSOVER you:

2) Let the FBI and FEDs know you are a little crazy…

If you tell the FBI or any FEDs that you are feeling a little crazy, not only will they probably leave you alone - you might even get a free gift from them:

1) Just go full Pedo and/or start sniffing children…

A whistle-blower in the FBI had provided information showing that the agency was deprioritizing child trafficking cases to focus more resources on domestic extremism: